I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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