I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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