Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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