i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dicks are not precious.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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