Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
