ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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