that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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