Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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