Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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