Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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