She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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