so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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