god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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