Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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