He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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