Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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