I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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