so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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