Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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