whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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