one might say we're banned from that church
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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