Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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