what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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