11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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