so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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