You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dignity is for republicans.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
