STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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