I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Randomize
