Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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