WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
