So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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