I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I wear drunk well.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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