i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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