I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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