I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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