All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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