Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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