Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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