Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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