New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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