I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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