I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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