I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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