I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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