Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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