weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So vagazzling was a success
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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