Jerry, you need to find god
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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