don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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