And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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