he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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