I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
