My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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