Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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