so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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