just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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